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Kill the Miley Cyrus Advent calendar

miley-cyrus-secret-star2028229-thumb-425x6481How does Disney get the balls to do this?

It wouldn’t even be a best seller if it didn’t have chocolate in it.

Note to Disney: Advent is a Christian religious season.

Uh-huh: you can’t even call it multi-faith. Jews do not count down the days until the Festival of Lights. There’s nothing remotely cozy about your creepy calandar featuring the over-exposed Miley promising “groovy surprise gifts.”

Go away.  And don’t try it next season either.

And because it’s been such a bad year for the economy and you’re foisting this crap on us, GO ELF YOURSELF.

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4 Responses

  1. Kori says:

    I am not sure why that just cracks me up, but it does.

  2. osolomama says:

    You and me both. Did you try the elf program? They used to have a Scrooge one that was hilarious.

  3. jessimonster says:

    Oh my god. Stuff like this makes me glad I didn’t have a girl. Although, I’m sure there’s some boy equivalent out there. And I still do want to have a little girl some day, so either way, I’m not totally free from this nonsense.
    I don’t remember being into this kind of crap when I was a kid. Did they just not do this kind of crazy marketing back then, or was I somehow special?

  4. osolomama says:

    I think this is a special sin, I really do. I can’t remember anything this blatant.

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